I hate...

People that slurp.
People that burp.
Hens parties.
Facebook.
Being jealous.
The fact that I frequently get jealous.
The fact that Facebook is generally the cause of my jealousy.
Long distance relationships.
Peanuts.
Sun-dried tomatoes.
Marshmallows.
The colour pink.
Fizzy drink.
White wine.
Tracksuits.
Working.
Being addicted to chocolate.
Have an intolerance for gluten.
Cheese.
Short-short-shorts.
Heat.
Fast cars.
Loud Cars.
Big Cars.
Red Cars.
Rich people.
Stupid people.
War.
Poverty.
Famine.
Greed.
Crime.
Excess.
The Man.
Religion.
Racism.
Chocolate being kept in the freezer.
Instant coffee.
White carpet.
There's-a-hundred-bloody-channels-and-nothing-to-watch.
Boredom.
Hindsight.
Bad breath.
Karaoke.
Mustard.
Jazz.
Aussie Hip-Hop.
Lies.
Awful Truths.
Motivational posters.
Fur coats.
Olives.
Crooked teeth.
House music.
Dance music.
Drunk people.
Cigarettes.
Sunburn.
Coca-Cola.
Hallmark.
Standard trading hours.
Daylight savings.
Postage and Handling fees.
Front load washing machines.
Wasting anything.
Avocado's.
High heels.
Travel writers.
Jealousy of travel writers.
Mosquitoes.
Paying for water.