Lock 'Er Up.

I broke a lot of laws tonight. I feel pretty bad about it, even though it was for a good cause. I could have got myself into serious trouble and incurred some serous fines. So I'm confessing my sins in the hopes of absolving my soul with the karma gods.

I rode my bike, sans helmet (smooshy skull, $57), on the footpath (brokey bones, $57) all the way to Victoria Park. 15km. needless to say I was pretty darn sore by the time I got there so I decided to get the train home sans smartrider or ticket ($100) and then rode home from the stop without a light at nighttime.

The good cause I mentioned was: to deliver a box of fundraiser chocolates to a friend of mine. He'll be selling them at his office to help me raise funds for my volunteer trip to Peru.

And I mean, I was riding this bad boy...

What kind of person would book a cute little blonde girl on a yellow bike and wearing a red cape.

Did I mention I bought a cape?